Overheard and ridiculous: "You can get a masters degree in anything."

Dad:"He has a masters degree in poetry."
Sweaty teen son:"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Like, you can get a masters degree in anything."
Dad:"Well, almost"
Sweaty teen son:"I bet you could get a masters degree in penis examination."
Dad:"Yes, that would make you a urologist."
Sweaty teen son:"I guess."

Overheard and ridiculous: "I'm kind of a celebrity."

Girl:"Do I know you from somewhere?"
Starlet:"Um, I'm kind of a celebrity."
Girl:(pauses)
Starlet:"I do movies, some TV."
Girl:(shaking head) "No..."
Starlet:(raises eyebrows)
Girl:"Wait, I know. You get your nails done at Orchid Garden Nails! We got a manicure there together."
Starlet:(silent)