Overheard and ridiculous: "I'm kind of a celebrity."
Girl:"Do I know you from somewhere?"
Starlet:"Um, I'm kind of a celebrity."
Girl:(pauses)
Starlet:"I do movies, some TV."
Girl:(shaking head) "No..."
Starlet:(raises eyebrows)
Girl:"Wait, I know. You get your nails done at Orchid Garden Nails! We got a manicure there together."
Starlet:(silent)