"I asked her for Adidas and she bought me Zips. I said, 'Mom, what are you doing? You're ruining my rep.' She said, 'You're only 16, you don't have a rep yet.'"

Chelsea, NYC. 

Fearing his existentialist tendencies were finally getting the better of him, Hal decided to grab a beer. That would inevitably lead to more ridiculous thinking, but he loved a good Miller High Life.

Soho, NYC.