As the holiday week began, even the sidewalk was traumatized.

Chelsea, NYC. 

Okay: "I always wished you were taller." 

Union Square, NYC. 

The warmth of the holiday season is upon us.

Midtown, NYC. 

Know thy ridiculousness.

Chelsea, NYC. 

The ancient Greeks are rolling over in their graves right now. 

And now back to our regularly scheduled ridiculousness. 

Union Square, NYC.

Pipe down. 

Chelsea, NYC.  

They're not all winners, but they are all ridiculous.

And by "lamb chops" I mean sparkling personality.

Meatpacking, NYC. 

Shout out to my brothers and sisters keeping the flame alive for Milli Vanilli.

Soho, NYC. 

Five bucks says Tupac was not a cat person. 

Chelsea, NYC. 

Throwback Thursday: The mailman proves that necessity is the mother of ridiculousness.

West Village, NYC.

And I'm with shut the hell up. 

Flatiron, NYC. 

That's Vegan for "balls of steel."

Upper East Side, NYC. 

Reasons to just ridiculously love New York City: Because we just read your mind.

Chelsea, NYC. 

Give it up for artist Phoebe New York. Killing it.

If three bunnies hump on the sidewalk and no one is there to hear it, is it ridiculous?

Yes. 

Chelsea, NYC. 

Reasons to just ridiculously love New York City: Because we are nothing if not equal opportunity. 

East Village, NYC.