Finger Sandwich Friday: Ridiculous on the Bowery.

Lower East Side, NYC. 

I went in and inquired about this statue, a metal reproduction of one of the famed Terra Cotta Warriors (I'm guessing the main customer base for these babies are wanna-be P.F. Chang's competitors). It took several minutes to get any information as the owner just kept saying, "There is no man with armor outside. There is no man."

"Yeah, he's right outside the door," I replied. 

"No. No man outside." 

Finally I said, "The statue..."

"Oh, the statue," he laughed, "It's $7000." 

Of course it is.