Nostradamus was using his stripper name a lot more these days.

West Village, NYC. 

November 3rd: What was once ridiculous is now just totally frightening. 

Soho, NYC

No, just another sad drainpipe looking for love. Was it his breath?

Chelsea, NYC

Now that Farrah had tried Cool Sculpt, it was all her friends could do not to smack her.

Lower East Side, NYC. 

Reasons to just ridiculously love New York City: Because we support spit swapping.

Chelsea, NYC. 

Clive felt the election had hit new levels of mind-numbing. He had never been more right.

Union Square, NYC

Pucker up, America. 

Soho, NYC

Make no mistake, Kate was going to own this fucking mugshot.

West Village, NYC

Fashionably ridiculous: Everyone is a critic.

Meatpacking, NYC

Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more. 

Meatpacking, NYC

A desperate plea from New York City's restaurants.

Lower East Side, NYC

Reasons to just ridiculously love New York City: Because even the sidewalk knows it's batshit hot.

East Village, NYC

Instead, she decided to have another Pinot Grigio and Netflix some Models Inc.

Meatpacking, NYC. 

Self tanner on fleek... Among other things. 

Union Square, NYC. 

"Dude, who's Usa?"

Chelsea, NYC