What's love got to do with it?

Tina was a greeter. Her job was to greet everyone who came through the door of Sal’s Midtown Audio Video with the company’s trademark opener, “Welcome to Sal’s. Don’t call it Al’s. My name is Tina. How can I help you?”

Seven times out of ten the response was, “Hey Tina, what’s love got to do with it?!” Occasionally there was a crack about needing a “private dancer,” but those were getting more rare as the consumer population aged.

When “what’s love got to do with it” was thrown at her, Tina had taken to responding, “I don’t know about love, but I do know 46-inch flat screens are on sale. You’ll get a whole lotta love with one of those.”