Dear Tina Turner,

This Valentine’s Day, I’m thinking of you. To celebrate you, my special lady, I have composed a Valentine’s poem made up entirely of song titles from some of your greatest hits. Of course, Tina, you don’t need me to tell you that they’re some of your greatest hits—you know how boss you are. It’s entitled, Tina Tina Bobina.

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Two People. Nutbush City Limits. We Don’t Need Another Hero. Typical Male.

Private Dancer. What’s Love Got To Do With It? Complicated Disaster. I Don’t Wanna Fight.

Look Me in the Heart. What You Get is What You See. It’s Only Love. Better Be Good To Me.

Proud Mary. Let’s Stay Together. Open Arms. The Best.

Today and everyday, Tina, I love you. Happy Valentine’s Day.

Love,

Ridiculous